Monday, May 21

B*tch Please: The Schatar Edition

So while partaking in my guilty Charm School pleasure last night...I found myself feeling slightly...very slightly...bad for the resident crazy Schatar/Hottie. Thanks to Larissa's messy ass, Schatar was wrongly accused and expelled for hiding the stripper chick's pictures. But then this chick went and sent a letter to VH-1 today and has offiially become the poster child for Foolywang Material:

Let's keep it real. The judges should have kept it tight and reviewed the film the same way they did for the etiquette segment.

My character was defamed. This was obvious and clear bias. I was crucified - hung on an emotional cross!

Hugs don't get it. We are out here in the real world.

I demand a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the girls and the judges, televised on VH1 and I demand my own Shopping Couture with Schatar from the VH1 network immediately.

At a minimum, Mo'Nique should have said, "Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me, the way I offered Goldie to go on tour with me and implied assistance to Krazy about her CD."

My millions of fans would appreciate a publicized apology from the judges and the girls on the reunion show.

Also, VH1 can develop and air a show starring me called Shopping Couture with Schatar. I would look forward to collaborating with a reputable production company contracted with VH1 to develop and bring this show starring me to air within the next 6 months.

Schatar Taylor


I have no words. B*tch please.